CONTEST CLOSED XOXOXOX Have you snow coned yet this summer? Do it up! Fresh fruit snow cones are what’s up. And adding a lil bit of booze wouldn’t hurt anything. And did you know that rainbow sherbet is my favorite thing? It’s so pretty! Serving it with this sparkly kiwi watermelon business is so dreamy too. Totally worth summer sipping. Or! Just serve these over a popsicle! Add a splash of St. Germaine. Live your…
What does it mean if you want to add googly eyes to everything? What if peeps be thinking that these specific eyeballs are creepy? What if my first thought was that it was more funny than weird, but maybe I don’t know things?! Time to read some confidence-building Pinterest quotes amiright?! Let’s cross-stitch this on a pillow and post it in in our quotes board and call it a DAY: These taste like pie, so…
I’m really excited about these. Almost as excited as I was on Friday when I won 100 tickets at the arcade. Almost as excited as when I won a Hip Hop Banana stuffed toy thing-y from that claw game that it’s impossible to win at. Way more excited than the personality test that said I as both jealous and uncontrollable. (Rude!) And I guess, pretty much on par with the excitement I feel towards trading…
I tried to do laundry on Tuesday, but I ate sliders and listened to records instead. I tried to help Elliot not hear fireworks by blaring music, but he couldn’t ignore them no matter how loudly I blared Otis Redding’s romance tunes. I tried out a new dance move in front of the mirror, but it looked way cooler in my head, and now I think I should probably keep dancing to myself, in my…
Sometimes I infused a BUNCH of vodka with fruit, like nectarine/raspberry, blueberry, blackberry, and strawberry. Sometimes I have one of each flavor in a row in a Moscow Mule with a splash of St. Germaine and life is forever different. And finally Shiner Ruby Redbird is here with summer. P.S. DENIM FOREVER. Sometimes all I want is to hang out in your backyard. Let’s just trade sunglasses and try to eat kabobs and mostly talk about…
The other day I popped into the zombie grocery store (if you went there you’d totally understand) and bought 2 lbs of strawberries because they were somehow $4? And (real talk) I’ve been the worst at letting fruit go bad lately. Herbs get wrankled and black in my tundra-fridge and I’ve been losing cheese in the back and forgetting about heavy cream. So, I had to get my life together and use up these berries…
What you guys do when you’re cleaning the house? I listen to Lady Gaga (ow!) and dance around while Elliot raises his eyebrows at me. What do you guys do when you see a mini popsicle mold in the Target dollar section? I grab one and look around to see if everyone else is as excited as I am. They aren’t. What do you do when you have seven awesomely cute mini fudgesicles? I try…